I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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