He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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