Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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