if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
they need to just BURY HIM!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Who died my cat blue again?
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