Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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