I wanna bring you to show and tell
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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