Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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