He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
No I am not eating basil off your cock
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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