I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
