i think i have herpe
just one?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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