The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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