A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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