we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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