Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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