Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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