i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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