your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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