I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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