Taylor Swift is so right about you.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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