Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We're too hungover to prance.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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