Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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