He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you would pick up someone in the library
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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