In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Is Oprah even human
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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