Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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