Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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