It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Randomize
