Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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