I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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