I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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