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Wipe that smile off your face.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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