I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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