1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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