I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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