theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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