i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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