Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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