Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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