Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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