just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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