And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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