You're my little dorito
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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