I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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