so that wasnt chicken after all
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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