Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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