after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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