Me. At least after what I've been through.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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