Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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