Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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