I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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