Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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