You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.