Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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