is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING