Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(904): View more from Florida

I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool

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(631): View more from New York

we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.

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(407): View more from Florida

I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..

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(818): View more from California

im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.

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(207): View more from Maine

guess who has a date tonight

(401): View more from Rhode Island

look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed

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(703): View more from Virginia

Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets

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