Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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