it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
