I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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