no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Are we in a gay sports bar?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
He has the fingertips of a God
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