He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
