dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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